31
Dec

Life is like a sled

Life is like a sled dog team: if you aint the lead dog, the scenery
never changes.

31
Dec

At College

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?

A: A visitor.

31
Dec

My wife keeps complaining that

My wife keeps complaining that I never listen to her… or something like that.

31
Dec

The beatings will continue until

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

31
Dec

You look intelligent. However

You look intelligent. However when you open your mouth the effect is spoiled.

31
Dec

Its a small world. So

Its a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.

31
Dec

I have six locks on

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock ever
other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the
locks, they are always locking three.

31
Dec

Upset With Drivers License

Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Drivers License?

A: Because she got an F in sex.

31
Dec

And then Budda says to

And then Budda says to the hot dog vendor:
Make me one with everything.

31
Dec

Never underestimate the power of

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.