Life is like a sled dog team: if you aint the lead dog, the scenery
never changes.
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Dec
31
Dec
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
31
Dec
My wife keeps complaining that I never listen to her… or something like that.
31
Dec
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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Dec
You look intelligent. However when you open your mouth the effect is spoiled.
31
Dec
Its a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.
31
Dec
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock ever
other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the
locks, they are always locking three.
31
Dec
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Drivers License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.
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Dec
And then Budda says to the hot dog vendor:
Make me one with everything.
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Dec
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.