When his eyes began to give him trouble, a man went to a
Prague ophthalmologist. The doctor showed the patient the
eye chart, displaying the letters CVKPNWXSCZ.
Can you read that? the doctor asked.
Can I read it? the Czech replied. I date his sister!
In 1890, the Irish invented the toilet.
In 1891, the English invented the hole into it.
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What does Bill Clinton, Ken Starr, and Monica Lewinsky have in
common?
They blow.
Clinton blows the sax, Starr blows the whistle, and
Monica blows the skin flute.
Did you hear Clinton doesnt use bookmarks?
He just bends over and sticks the pages!
President Clinton said to Monica, I didnt tell you to lie in
deposition… I told you to lie in that position!
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress
(reading her name tag)?
A: Debbie. . . thats cute. What did you name the other one?
Todays headline read: Clinton Probe Expands.
It turned out to be a direct quote attributed to Monica Lewinsky.
Whats the difference between Watergate and Zippergate?
At least this time, theres no doubt about the identity of Deep Throat.
What do you get when you cross a blonde with Bill Clinton?
A prostitute.
Monica was interviewed before joining the White House interns, they asked
her how she held her liquor.
She said, I get him by both ears