Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
A: The rest are huntn peckers.
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Dec
If you cant drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
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Dec
A successful man is a clod just like you who worked harder.
31
Dec
I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating
too much, smoking too much, impulse buying and driving too fast. Are
they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.
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Dec
There are two rules in life:
Number 1: Dont tell everything you know.
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Dec
Rain is saved up in cloud banks.
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Dec
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?
A: She has a checkbook.
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Dec
Why are so many animals named after cars?
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Dec
People will buy anything thats one to a customer.
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Dec
Real women dont have hot flashes, they have power surges.