31
Dec

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug.

What do you call a man without a shovel in his head?

Douglas.

31
Dec

Hair Up

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?

A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.

31
Dec

What do you call a female clone?

– A Clunt.

31
Dec

Why are there fences around cemetaries?

31
Dec

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

31
Dec

How do you catch a rabbit?

Hide behind a tree and make a sound like a carrot!

31
Dec

Why do hummingbirds hum?

31
Dec

No Jello

Q: Why dont blondes eat Jello?

A: They cant figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

31
Dec

The management of this establishment

The management of this establishment is not responsible.

31
Dec

Death is hereditary.

Death is hereditary.