Then there was the undertaker who signed all his letters with Eventually
yours.
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My sister used to work for the government, but now she has seniority.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that
nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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I wouldnt be paranoid if everyone didnt pick on me.
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Only the good die young, and only the young die good.
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Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know
the batteries are dead?
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If a turtle didnt have a shell, would it be considered homeless?
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Insanity is one mind working in two different directions at once.
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A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (Its a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in first class.
The steward who checks tickets says, Im so sorry, this is a coach ticket and your sitting in 1st class.
I can do What-eva I want, Im a blonde. Well Ill get the pilot.
The pilot comes and whispers in the blondes ear and she leaves. The steward looks amazed and says, What did you say?
The pilot simply says, I told her 1st class wasnt going to Miami, just coach was!!!