Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her
thoughts?
A: Change.
31
Dec
31
Dec
If at first you dont fricasee, fry, fry, a hen.
31
Dec
If you drink, dont park. Accidents cause people.
31
Dec
Although the moon is less than half the size of the earth,
it is further away.
31
Dec
Todays youth are tomorrows old people.
31
Dec
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A: Divorcee.
31
Dec
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
31
Dec
When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour
slowly so as not to bruise the fruit of the vine. If drinking directly
from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.
31
Dec
Windows: Just another pane.
31
Dec
Wasting time is an important part of life.