Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted.
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Dec
Contrary to popular belief Tattoos are not permanent.
They usually rot away a few days after you die.
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Dec
It was all so different before everything changed.
-Ashleigh Brilliant
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Dec
Where theres a will… I want to be on it.
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Dec
I may be 25, but I have the intelligence of a 27-year old.
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Dec
If cars had followed the same developmental path as computers,
a Rolls Royce would cost $100, get a million miles per gallon,
and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
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Dec
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Dec
It would be terrible if the Red Cross Bloodmobile got into an accident. No,
wait. That would be good because if anyone needed it, the blood would be
right there.
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Dec
Money is the root of all evil,
and a man needs roots.
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Dec
Ive learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick
you when youre down will be the ones who do.