It sure would be nice if we got a day off for the presidents birthday, like
they do for the queen. Of course, then we would have a lot of people voting
for a candidate born on July 3 or December 26, just for the long weekends.
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Dec
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The floggings will continue until morale improves.
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Dec
Hypochondria is the one disease I have not got.
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Dec
Those of you who think you know everything
are annoying those of us who do.
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Dec
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I
dont have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on
the last day of their life?
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Dec
Once, I wept for I had no shoes. Then I came upon a man who had no feet. So
I took his shoes. I mean, its not like he really needed them, right?
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Dec
24 hours in a day… 24 beers in a case… coincidence?
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Dec
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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Dec
You know your old when you walk into an antique store
and someone tries to buy you.
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Dec
Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.