31
Dec

Talk is cheap until you

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.

31
Dec

Ever wonder if illiterate people

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

31
Dec

. . . and thanks

. . . and thanks for all the fish.

31
Dec

Happiness is seeing your mother-in-laws

Happiness is seeing your mother-in-laws face on a milk carton.

31
Dec

Is a detective story about

Is a detective story about frogs a croak and dagger story?

31
Dec

Reality is a crutch for

Reality is a crutch for people who cant handle drugs.

31
Dec

The best time to start

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before your boss does.

31
Dec

You know your old when

You know your old when your social security number is 000-00-0000.

31
Dec

I started out with nothing,

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

31
Dec

Surprise your boss. Get

Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.