Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.
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31
Dec
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
31
Dec
. . . and thanks for all the fish.
31
Dec
Happiness is seeing your mother-in-laws face on a milk carton.
31
Dec
Is a detective story about frogs a croak and dagger story?
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Dec
Reality is a crutch for people who cant handle drugs.
31
Dec
The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before your boss does.
31
Dec
You know your old when your social security number is 000-00-0000.
31
Dec
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
31
Dec
Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.