If at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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31
Dec
Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician
31
Dec
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
31
Dec
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
31
Dec
How many people do you know who have actually READ their entire
insurance policy and are prepared to discuss it intelligently?
-Richard Guindon
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Dec
This wont hurt, I promise.
31
Dec
Why isnt there mouse-flavored cat food?
31
Dec
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
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Dec
90% of being smart, is knowing what youre dumb at.
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Dec
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said DONT WALK.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldnt wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep cant bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldnt get Hearing Aides.
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw 911 on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
A: Because she loved children.
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor ??
A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.