I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock ever
other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the
locks, they are always locking three.
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Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Drivers License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.
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And then Budda says to the hot dog vendor:
Make me one with everything.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
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People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them
Benjamin Franklin said it first.
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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It is really hard to face your problem, when your face is the problem.
Joke found on http://www.randomjoke.com
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I love cats … they taste just like chicken.
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The idea is to die young as late as possible.