Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just dont have film.
31
Dec
31
Dec
Mary Poppins has moved to L.A. where she has opened a fortune-telling stand,
specializing in predicting future bad breath.
The sign outside reads: Super California Mystic – Expert: Halitosis.
31
Dec
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles
a day when she was 60. Shes 97 today and we dont know where she is.
31
Dec
WARNING: prosecuters will be violated.
31
Dec
Life is like a sled dog team: if you aint the lead dog, the scenery
never changes.
31
Dec
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
31
Dec
My wife keeps complaining that I never listen to her… or something like that.
31
Dec
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
31
Dec
You look intelligent. However when you open your mouth the effect is spoiled.
31
Dec
Its a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.