31
Dec

Never pass a snow plow

Never pass a snow plow on the right.

31
Dec

Dont blame me, Im from

Dont blame me, Im from Uranus.

31
Dec

The difference between intelligence and

The difference between intelligence and stupidity is that intelligence
has a limit.

31
Dec

Everything is controlled by a

Everything is controlled by a small evil group

to which, unfortunately, nobody I know belongs.

-Ashleigh Brilliant

31
Dec

Touch-typists

Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

A: The rest are huntn peckers.

31
Dec

If you cant drink and

If you cant drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

31
Dec

A successful man is a

A successful man is a clod just like you who worked harder.

31
Dec

I read this article that

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating
too much, smoking too much, impulse buying and driving too fast. Are
they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.

31
Dec

There are two rules in

There are two rules in life:
Number 1: Dont tell everything you know.

31
Dec

Rain is saved up in

Rain is saved up in cloud banks.