Never pass a snow plow on the right.
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Dec
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Dec
Dont blame me, Im from Uranus.
31
Dec
The difference between intelligence and stupidity is that intelligence
has a limit.
31
Dec
Everything is controlled by a small evil group
to which, unfortunately, nobody I know belongs.
-Ashleigh Brilliant
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Dec
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
A: The rest are huntn peckers.
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Dec
If you cant drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
31
Dec
A successful man is a clod just like you who worked harder.
31
Dec
I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating
too much, smoking too much, impulse buying and driving too fast. Are
they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.
31
Dec
There are two rules in life:
Number 1: Dont tell everything you know.
31
Dec
Rain is saved up in cloud banks.