yo mamas so poor she goes shoe shopping on the wires!!!!
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Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.
The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus.
The Blonde team rides on the top level.
The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesnt hear anything from the Blondes upstairs.
She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.
The Brunette asks, What the hecks goin on up here? Were havin a grand time downstairs!
One of the Blondes from the second team looks up and says…
Yeah, but youve got a driver!
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Q:why do blondes where green lipstick?
A: because red means stop
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Why do black people always think about sex?
Because of the p[ubic hair on their head
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A man paced nervously back and forth as his wife was in the delivery room. Finally the doctor emerged caring the infant. The man rushes over to the doctor, Is it a boy or a girl? he asks.
The doctor doesnt say a word, he just grabs the baby by the foot, swings the baby around his head and throws it up against a wall.
Outraged the man demands to know, What the heck are you doing?
Finally the doctor responds, April fools, the baby was alredy dead.
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Dec
What did the Indian say when he saw Jesus, walking on the water?
Geez, that white guy cant even swim.
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Dec
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, – This is the WORST book Ive ever read! It has NO plot and far too many characters!
The librarian looks up and calmly remarks –
So, youre the one who took our phone book…
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Dec
Yo mama so old that she sat behind Moses in the 1st grade.
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Dec
Yo mama is like a brick – She has 3 holes, shes flat on both sides & only gets laid by Mexicans…
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Dec
Youre so ugly that Id rather look at a camels butt than you!