Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?
A: She has a checkbook.
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Why are so many animals named after cars?
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Real women dont have hot flashes, they have power surges.
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Then there was the undertaker who signed all his letters with Eventually
yours.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that
nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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I wouldnt be paranoid if everyone didnt pick on me.
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Only the good die young, and only the young die good.
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Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know
the batteries are dead?
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If a turtle didnt have a shell, would it be considered homeless?