This right here is one of the best jokes ever. No matter what all my friends say.
Q: What did the Cow who crossed the road say to the other cow who didnt?
A: Chicken!
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A blonde goes to the doctors office and says, Doctor, Doctor! Everywhere I touch hurts!
She touched her shoulder, and it hurt. She touched her leg, and it hurt. She touched her neck, and it hurt.
The doctor looked at her and said, Your finger is broken.
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Yo mama so fat she fell down Niagra falls, and stopped it up.
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These three blondes were taking a test to see if they were qualified to be detectives. The lead detective went to the first blonde and showed her a picture and said how would you identify this man to the police? She goes oh thats easy hes only got one eye. The detective looks at her and says that its a side profile and then went on to the next blonde. Asked her the same question, she goes oh thats easy hes only got one ear! The detective now getting irritated goes on to the third blonde. Asks her the same question, she thinks a while then says oh thats easy he wears contacts. The detective looks suprised checks his records and comes back and says your right how did you know that. The blonde looks and him and says well he cant wear glasses because hes only got one eye and one ear!
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Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool!
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Youre so full of crap your eyes are brown
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One day there was a black guy behind the bar working, and a Chinese guy walked up to him and said, Give me a jigger, nigger.
The black guy responded, That is not an appropriate way to talk to someone. How would you like it if someone were to talk to you that way?
To prove his point, they switched places. The black guy comes out from behind the bar, and te Chinese goes behind the bar.
The black guy goes up to the counter and says, Give me a drink, chink!, and the chinese guy responds No. We dont serve niggers.
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Q. Why did Terri Schivos husband find a girlfriend?
A. He doesnt like to eat vegetables.
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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking.
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this is how you keep an idiot busy……..
peat and repeat where on a boat peat fell off who was left?
answer? (repeat)
peat and repeat where on a boat peat fell off who was left?
answer? (repeat)
peat and repeat where on a boat peat fell off who was left?
(your answer will always be repeat and you will always tell a person to repeat)