yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
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Youre so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped yo mama!
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yo mamas so fat when she gave me her wieght I thought it was her phone number
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yo mamas so fat when she walked by the TV you missed 2 episodes of Friends
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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car
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Q. How do you know when Asians have moved into the neighborhood?
A. Mexicans start getting car insurance.
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A guy was sitting in his chair when his wife smacks him with a rolled up newspaper. He looked at her and said, What was that for?
His wife replied, I found a note in your pants pocket that said Loose Lucy on it.
The guys said, Oh, thats not a girl, honey… That was the name of the horse I bet on for the race.
The next day the guys wife hits him in the head with a fring pan.
When he wakes up he says, What the hell was that for?
His wife says, Your horse called.
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Theres a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde stuck on a island. They eventualy decide two swim back to the mainland, which they can just barely see in the distance.
The brunette gets 1/4 of the way there and drowns.
The redhead gets 1/2 of the way there & drowns.
The blonde is the best swimmer of the group, and makes it 3/4 of the way there, but then she starts getting tired, so she turns around and swims back.
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This right here is one of the best jokes ever. No matter what all my friends say.
Q: What did the Cow who crossed the road say to the other cow who didnt?
A: Chicken!
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A blonde goes to the doctors office and says, Doctor, Doctor! Everywhere I touch hurts!
She touched her shoulder, and it hurt. She touched her leg, and it hurt. She touched her neck, and it hurt.
The doctor looked at her and said, Your finger is broken.