Yo mama so fat she fell down Niagra falls, and stopped it up.
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These three blondes were taking a test to see if they were qualified to be detectives. The lead detective went to the first blonde and showed her a picture and said how would you identify this man to the police? She goes oh thats easy hes only got one eye. The detective looks at her and says that its a side profile and then went on to the next blonde. Asked her the same question, she goes oh thats easy hes only got one ear! The detective now getting irritated goes on to the third blonde. Asks her the same question, she thinks a while then says oh thats easy he wears contacts. The detective looks suprised checks his records and comes back and says your right how did you know that. The blonde looks and him and says well he cant wear glasses because hes only got one eye and one ear!
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Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool!
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Youre so full of crap your eyes are brown
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One day there was a black guy behind the bar working, and a Chinese guy walked up to him and said, Give me a jigger, nigger.
The black guy responded, That is not an appropriate way to talk to someone. How would you like it if someone were to talk to you that way?
To prove his point, they switched places. The black guy comes out from behind the bar, and te Chinese goes behind the bar.
The black guy goes up to the counter and says, Give me a drink, chink!, and the chinese guy responds No. We dont serve niggers.
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Q. Why did Terri Schivos husband find a girlfriend?
A. He doesnt like to eat vegetables.
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Dec
Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking.
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this is how you keep an idiot busy……..
peat and repeat where on a boat peat fell off who was left?
answer? (repeat)
peat and repeat where on a boat peat fell off who was left?
answer? (repeat)
peat and repeat where on a boat peat fell off who was left?
(your answer will always be repeat and you will always tell a person to repeat)
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Yo mama so fat that God couldnt lift her spirit.
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Joe and his two friends freinds accidentally die in a car wreck and go to Heaven. They see and angel and she tells them that they can do anything they want but warns them not to step on the pink clouds.
So one day, one of Joes friends goes and steps on the pink cloud, and a really ugly gal pops up and says, I have to follow you for the rest of eternity.
Joes other friend, assuming that the ugly gal is out of the way, steps on a pink cloud, and once again a really ugly gal pops up and tells him you have she has to follow him for the rest of eternity.
One day, Joes two freinds are walking around and they see you with a really hot gal, so they run up to you and the say, Hey man! How did you get this really hot gal?
She turns around and says, I stepped on a pink cloud.