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Man Never Misses Trip To Gym For 5 Years
July 29, 2002 – Florida, USA
In an attempt to force himself into a healthy routine of exercise, a Florida man hired a hit man to kill him if he failed to show up to any of his 3 weekly workouts for the past 5 years. At first I thought the ridiculous membership fees and that ludicrous up front joining fee would make me workout so I wouldnt waste the money – but that didnt work. Within weeks I was coming up with all sorts of lame pathetic excuses not to go. So I decided that if money wouldnt promote me to go, losing my life would. The hit man idea has worked like a charm, maybe even too good. There were some times that I truly would have preferred not to go, like that time I had bronchial asthmatic pneumonia. Ive never had so much dark green mucus running down my face in my life, you should have seen that treadmill afterwards. But with all its ups and downs, my only complaint lately is that what I originally thought were expensive gym fees have been over shadowed by the high cost of the hit man. Now that I want to stop, I cant because I told him to shoot me if I told him I wanted to give up.
——————————————————————————–Publisher Releases Guide to Kicking Cats
July 25, 2002 – USA
The 45 page colour instructional book entitled Kicking Cats guides men through the process of kicking cats down flights of stairs without repercussions from their spouse or girlfriends. It isnt as easy as one would think to successfully do and get away with, comments author John Moore. I was caught numerous times by my at the time girlfriends and eventually became determined to develop a fail-proof process. This book represents years of studying, practicing, research and an estimated 150 test cats. At first I was somewhat alarmed by my dislike for cats, when considering how much my girlfriends and ex-wife liked them. But after talking to scores of other men about my pen