A young ventriloquist is touring the Southwest and stops to entertain in an Arkansas bar. Hes going through his usual stupid redneck jokes, when a big burly guy in the audience stands up and says threateningly, Ive heard just about enough of your smart mouth hillbilly jokes – we aint all stupid here in Arkansas! Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the big guy interrupts him and says, You stay out of this mister– Im talking to the smart mouth little fella on your knee!
07
Jun
07
Jun
Why were there only 300 mexicans at the party?
Because they only had two cars.
07
Jun
Unexpectedly, the first to score in the Super Bowl was Bill Clinton.
07
Jun
Jog for Jesus
07
Jun
Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real
world.
07
Jun
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.
A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.
All set back here, Captain, came the reply, except one lawyer who is still going around passing out business cards.
07
Jun
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summers day?
A: Im bacon!
06
Jun
Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?
A: To tax the chicken.
06
Jun
Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping.
06
Jun
If your parents didnt have children,
chances are you wont either.