23
Dec

Russian Roulette vs. African Roulette

The ambassador of a small African nation chanced to visit Russia, and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer.

On the final day of his visit, the Russian ambassador said As your stay is coming to an end, it is time for you to play our traditional game, Russian roulette. One of the six chambers of this gun is loaded – you spin the cylinder, point the gun at your head, and pull the trigger.

This phased the African slightly, but he was a proud man of a warrior people, and to show fear would be unthinkable. Both men took their guns, spun, and pulled the triggers.

[click] [click]

Both chambers were empty, and both ambassadors breathed a sigh of relief.

The African ambassador was much impressed with the couragous game, and thought hard about the subject before the Russian Ambassador was due to visit his country the next year.

When the visit came, the African ambassador treated the Russian with all hospitality, until the final day of his stay. Leading him to a private room in the palace, the African ambassador spoke Now it is time for you to sample our game, African roulette. So saying, he led the Russian into the room, the only occupants of which were six beautiful, naked women.

The African ambassador said These women are the most beautiful members of one of our tribes. Any one of them will give you a blowjob – take your pick.

The Russian was not entirely averse to this idea, but he couldnt see the connection with Russian Roulette. He said Well, ok, great, but wheres the roulette part? Wheres the danger?

With a big grin on his face, the African ambassador answered:

One of thems a cannibal

23
Dec

Naming Children

After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.

22
Dec

Yo mama is so flat

Yo mama so flat shes jealous of a book!

22
Dec

Question and answer blonde joke

Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A: A blonde at a blinking red light.

22
Dec

What did the [ethnic] do

What did the [ethnic] do before going to a cock fight?

He greased his zipper.

22
Dec

To Buxom Waitress

Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress
(reading her name tag)?

A: Debbie. . . thats cute. What did you name the other one?

22
Dec

Passenger

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

A: You can park in the handicap zone.

22
Dec

Polak Catches Wife In Affair

This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting honey I am home!

What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife.

Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun and put it to his head. His wife started laughing.

Dont laugh! he screams. Youre next!

21
Dec

Knock Knock Whos there? Beethoven! Beethoven who? Beethoven is

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Beethoven!
Beethoven who?
Beethoven is too hot!

21
Dec

Q: How many folk

Q: How many folk singers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Five. One to change it, and four to sing about how good the old one was.