Knock Knock
Whos there?
Odysseus!
Odysseus who?
Odysseus the last straw!
31
Dec
31
Dec
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Hiram!
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you!
31
Dec
One day a nursery school teacher says to the class, Who can
use the word DEFINITELY in a sentence?
A little girl jumps up and says… The sky is definitely
blue! The teacher
replies, Oh Sorry Amy, but the sky can
also be gray, or orange…
A little boy quickly says…Trees are definitely green!
Teacher replies,
Oh Sorry Michael, but in the autumn the
trees change color…
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and shouts,
Does a fart have lumps?
The teacher looks horrified and says, Johnny! Of course
not!!!
Then I have DEFINITELY shit my pants!
31
Dec
Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:
(brace yourself)
(this is going to hurt.)
(really bad.)
I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
31
Dec
He said… Want a quickie?
She said…As opposed to what?
He said… Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said…Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.
He said… This coffee isnt fit for a pig!
She said…No problem, Ill get you some that is.
She said…What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said… Its not my fault…I ran out of money.
He said… Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
She said…Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.
He said… What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said…Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
He said… Lets go out and have some fun tonight.
She said…Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
31
Dec
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Abyssinia!
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!
31
Dec
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Vivaldi!
Vivaldi who?
Vivaldi books, theres nothing to read!
31
Dec
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Cicero!
Cicero who?
Cicero the boat ashore!
31
Dec
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Isabella!
Isabella who?
Isabella out of order!
31
Dec
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Delores!
Delores who?
Delores is on the side of the good guys!