31
Dec

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

31
Dec

How do you catch a rabbit?

Hide behind a tree and make a sound like a carrot!

31
Dec

Why do hummingbirds hum?

31
Dec

No Jello

Q: Why dont blondes eat Jello?

A: They cant figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

31
Dec

The management of this establishment

The management of this establishment is not responsible.

31
Dec

Death is hereditary.

Death is hereditary.

31
Dec

Penny Offer

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her
thoughts?

A: Change.

31
Dec

If at first you dont

If at first you dont fricasee, fry, fry, a hen.

31
Dec

If you drink, dont park.

If you drink, dont park. Accidents cause people.

31
Dec

Although the moon is less

Although the moon is less than half the size of the earth,
it is further away.