Todays youth are tomorrows old people.
31
Dec
31
Dec
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A: Divorcee.
31
Dec
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
31
Dec
When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour
slowly so as not to bruise the fruit of the vine. If drinking directly
from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.
31
Dec
Windows: Just another pane.
31
Dec
Wasting time is an important part of life.
31
Dec
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and
come home?
A: It took her that long to discover that a 14-inch Viking was a
television.
31
Dec
I laugh in the face of danger, then I hide until it goes away.
31
Dec
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
A1: So they dont shit everywhere when you pull their tits.
A2: So that when you pull their tits, they dont moo.
31
Dec
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.
Thats the price you pay for letting the relatives stay over.