Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
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People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them
Benjamin Franklin said it first.
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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It is really hard to face your problem, when your face is the problem.
Joke found on http://www.randomjoke.com
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I love cats … they taste just like chicken.
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The idea is to die young as late as possible.
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Never pass a snow plow on the right.
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Dont blame me, Im from Uranus.
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The difference between intelligence and stupidity is that intelligence
has a limit.
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Everything is controlled by a small evil group
to which, unfortunately, nobody I know belongs.
-Ashleigh Brilliant