31
Dec

Do jellyfish get gas from

Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

31
Dec

People will accept your idea

People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them
Benjamin Franklin said it first.

31
Dec

A bartender is just a

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

31
Dec

It is really hard to

It is really hard to face your problem, when your face is the problem.

Joke found on http://www.randomjoke.com

31
Dec

I love cats … they

I love cats … they taste just like chicken.

31
Dec

The idea is to die

The idea is to die young as late as possible.

31
Dec

Never pass a snow plow

Never pass a snow plow on the right.

31
Dec

Dont blame me, Im from

Dont blame me, Im from Uranus.

31
Dec

The difference between intelligence and

The difference between intelligence and stupidity is that intelligence
has a limit.

31
Dec

Everything is controlled by a

Everything is controlled by a small evil group

to which, unfortunately, nobody I know belongs.

-Ashleigh Brilliant