31
Dec

Im out of sick leave,

Im out of sick leave, so I called in dead.

31
Dec

Federal Express is a fly-by-night

Federal Express is a fly-by-night company.

—T.R.Rusch

31
Dec

Genetics explain why you look

Genetics explain why you look like your father
and if you dont why you should.

31
Dec

Im convinced that in a

Im convinced that in a past life I was somebody named Occupant, and
theyre still forwarding my mail.

31
Dec

Please return Stewardess to original

Please return Stewardess to original upright position.

31
Dec

You cant buy happiness but

You cant buy happiness but you can lease it.

31
Dec

How do you write zero

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

31
Dec

Do something unusual today.

Do something unusual today. Accomplish work on the computer.

31
Dec

When theres a will, I

When theres a will, I want to be in it!

31
Dec

The best things in life

The best things in life are for a fee.