a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheels in his pants and the bartender says u know u have a steering in ur pants and the pirate says arg its drivin my nuts crazy
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Q. How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours?
A. Give her a piece of paper that says Read other side first on both sides.
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Q. What did the pink panther say when he steped on an ant?
A. Dead ant, dead ant… dead ant, dead ant, dead ant…
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Yo mamas so fat when people save a picture of her on their computer it takes up about 1000 gigabytes.
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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a cop starts to chase them.
They rush off and crash into the side of a barn, they immediately jump out of the car and hide under potatoe sacks.
The cop runs in after them, and the first potatoe sack he comes to the brunette is under. He kicks it and the brunette says, MEEEEOOOOOOW, and the cop says, Oh! Its just a stupid cat.
He then moves to the potatoe sack the red-head is under and kicks it. The red-head replies, ROOF, ROOF, the cop, angry now, says, STUPID DOG!!
Then the cop gets to the potatoe sack the blonde is under, he kicks it with great force and the blonde creams, POOOOOOTAAAAAAATOOOOOOOE!
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How can you tell a blonde has been on your computer?
Your Joystick is wet.
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Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply.
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Q: How do you fit 50 mexicans in a car?
A: Put a welfare check in the ash tray.
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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, because a blonde will screw anything.
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Yo mama so fat even Richard Simmons laughed at her.