yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
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Youre so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped yo mama!
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yo mamas so fat when she gave me her wieght I thought it was her phone number
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yo mamas so fat when she walked by the TV you missed 2 episodes of Friends
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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car
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Q. How do you know when Asians have moved into the neighborhood?
A. Mexicans start getting car insurance.
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Dec
A guy was sitting in his chair when his wife smacks him with a rolled up newspaper. He looked at her and said, What was that for?
His wife replied, I found a note in your pants pocket that said Loose Lucy on it.
The guys said, Oh, thats not a girl, honey… That was the name of the horse I bet on for the race.
The next day the guys wife hits him in the head with a fring pan.
When he wakes up he says, What the hell was that for?
His wife says, Your horse called.
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Blonde: Hold on I have to go to the bathroom!
Brunette: Ok I will be at the Ice cream stand!
Blonde: Ok I will be right there!
30 Minutes Later
Brunette:Hey are you still in here?
Blonde: Oh thank goodness you came back!I have to go really bad and there was no one in here that would unzip my dress zipper so that I could go!
Brunette: Hahaha! You idiot… Just pull it up!
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Dec
Theres a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde stuck on a island. They eventualy decide two swim back to the mainland, which they can just barely see in the distance.
The brunette gets 1/4 of the way there and drowns.
The redhead gets 1/2 of the way there & drowns.
The blonde is the best swimmer of the group, and makes it 3/4 of the way there, but then she starts getting tired, so she turns around and swims back.
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Dec
How many skunks does it take to stink up a room?
A phew.