Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home.
Later that night, their mother couldnt sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea.
On her way, she tiptoed by her oldest daughters bedroom and heard her screaming.
The mother thought to herself, Thats normal, especially on her wedding night.
She snuck by her second oldest daughters room and heard her laughing.
Thats normal too, she said, smiling to herself.
Finally, she slipped by her youngest daughters room where she didnt hear a peep, but she thought nothing of it.
The next morning in the kitchen, after the husbands had gone out, the woman asked her eldest daughter about last nights noises. Well Mom, she replied, you always said if it hurt I should scream.
Youre absolutely right sweetheart, the mother assured her, turning to her middle daughter. Now why were you laughing? she asked.
You always said if it tickled, I could laugh, she answered.
True enough, honey. The mother smiled, remembering her newlywed days. Now its your turn, baby, she said turning to her youngest daughter. Why was it so quiet in your room last night?
Mom, dont you remember? You always told me never to talk with my mouth full.