You might be a redneck if…
Your parakeet knows the phrase "Open up, Police!"
23
Dec
23
Dec
Seen on an office wall, a big sign:
Christmas cancelled – Joseph confessed
23
Dec
You know youre a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
22
Dec
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Disk!
Disk who?
Disk is recorded message, please leave your message after the beep!
22
Dec
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Pasture!
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime isnt it!
22
Dec
Chip – What you munch during a football games
22
Dec
Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A. Unique up on it!
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way!
22
Dec
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea – one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, Im bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldnt have any worries about being eaten…
22
Dec
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
113. Fill an empty shaving cream can with whipped cream. Use it to shave, and then spray some into your mouth. Later on, complain that you feel sick. Continue this process for several weeks.
22
Dec
The one labeled IDAHO.