A variety of meat.
Rarely served as it clearly
crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of
dead cow.
04
Jan
04
Jan
One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way…
Friend: why are you pushing your scooter manually?
Sardarji: I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home.
Friend: Is it! Then, How did you come to office from home in the morning?
Sardarji: I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.
04
Jan
How does Micheal Jackson pick his nose ?
04
Jan
Knock, knock?
Whos there?
Megan and chicken
Megan and chicken who?
Hes megan a list and chicken it twice, hes gonna find out whos naughty and nice…
04
Jan
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, Is this some kind of joke?
04
Jan
Three Englishmen were getting soused in a pub, when they spotted an Irishman sitting off in the corner. To have a little fun, one of them approached him.
"Did yknow that St. Patrick was a sissy?"
"Oh, no, I dinnae know that. Thank ye."
The man returned to his friends, complaining that it hadnt worked. The second decided to try.
"Did yknow that St. Patrick was a transvestite?"
"Oh, no, I dinnae know that. Thank ye."
The second man returned to his friends, amazed that it hadnt worked. The third man knew he had the solution.
"Did yknow that St. Patrick was an Englishman?"
"Oh, no. But thats what yr friends hae been trying to tell me."
03
Jan
Two men were hunting in the woods.One man tuned to the other and said Wait here and if anything happens scream.
As the man walked out of the woods he heard his friend scream.So he ran back as fast as he could.
When he got to his friend he asked him what was wrong. His friend answered Well first a deer thretened to buck me, but I didnt scream, then a bear thretened to claw mu face in, but I didnt scream, then two chipmunks ran up my pants leg and asked which nut shall we eat first? Then I screamed!
03
Jan
What do you call an artist who broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless
03
Jan
If a roosters on top of a barn door and lays an egg, does the egg fall on the north or the south side?
Roosters dont lay eggs, stupid!
03
Jan
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?
Because they dont have any balls to scratch.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?
Because they dont have any balls to scratch.