A man was taking a walk, and desided to go through the old graveyard as a shortcut. Now, it just so happens Betoveens grave happened to be in that cemetary, and the man walked past it. He heard the 1st symphany playing backwards, and took notice to the name on the gravestone, but kept walking, though a little puzzled.The next day, he called some friends, and they went back to look at the grave. This time, it was playing the 2ND symphany, still playing backwards! They thought it strange, but went home confused.The next day, the mans friends called their friends, and they all came once again to the grave. This time the 3RD symphany was blaring on, backwards yet again! Crazy! The man thought, and invited the whole village to join him the next day.So the next day, the whole town came, and heres the grave, music going on and on, but this time its the 4TH symphany, you guessed it… BACKWARDS! They all agreed to come back the next day, and dig up what ever, or whoever was making that sound.The next day though, when the citizens were unloading their shovels, the man stopped to ask the old jainitor what was going on. The old man said Dont you know? Hes decomposing!
Rom – Where the pope lives.
Q: How many Iraqi soldiers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One. He takes it back to Baghdad for safe keeping…..
Q: How many Sun readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, but one is enough to screw up the joke.
Don Pedro estaba acongojado. No sabÃa como explicarle a su mujer que tenÃa una amante.
Un dÃa visita a un consejero matrimonial, el cual le dice:
La mejor forma de decirle que la estás engañando, es llegar a tu casa, y de inmediato le empiezas a hacer el amor, y cuando estés en el climax de la relación, le dices que tienes una amante.
Don Pedro se va contento para su casa y apenas llega agarra a su mujer y le empieza a puro dar, y cuando llega al climax le dice:
Amor, tengo otra.
A lo que ella responde:
¡METEMELA POR ATRAS TONTITO!
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Hank!
Hank who?
Hank you!
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Vanessa!
Vanessa who?
Vanessa going to grow up?
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.
Brunette: Ill have a B and C.
Bartender:What is a B and C?.
Brunette: Bourbon and Coke.
Redhead: And, Ill have a G and T.
Bartender: Whats a G and T?
Redhead: Gin and tonic.
Blonde: Ill have a 15.
Bartender: Whats a 15?
Blonde: 7 and 7
A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.
The barman refuses to serve him. Why not, asks the golf club.
Youll be driving later, replies the bartender.
Movies where people dont step on your feet.