She pulled over so she could watch it turn
11
Mar
10
Mar
La maestra en la escuela de Jaimito:
A ver, mañana me traéis todos un objeto relacionado con la medicina.
Al dÃa siguiente: ¿A ver, Manolito, que has traÃdo?
Pues unas tiritas señorita.
A, muy bien, ¿quien te las ha dado?
Mi mamá.
¿Y qué te ha dicho?
Que sirve para curar las heridas y los golpes.
Muy bien, Manolito. A ver, tu, Jaimito, ¿Que has traÃdo?
Una bombona de oxÃgeno.
Ahhh, que bien, ¿quien te la ha dado?
Mi abuelito, señorita.
¿Y que te ha dicho?
Joputaaaa, que me ahogoooooo….
10
Mar
Una pareja de negros era dueña de un motel, y cierto dÃa llega una pareja de gringos pidiendo un cuarto.
Pasado un rato, la mujer escucha risas y gritos en el cuarto de los gringos y decide espiar por la chapa de la puerta; entonces observa que la gringa está acostada en la cama y el gringo le tira canicas en la vagina. La negra, asombrada, llama a su marido y le cuenta lo ocurrido. El hombre mira, y ve que ahora el gringo está acostado en la cama y su pareja le tira roscas en el pene, sin fallar un tiro.
El negro, excitado, le dice a la esposa:
¡Mija, vamos a hacer el amor al estilo gringo!
Si mijo, usted baje los cocos mientras yo consigo las llantas.
10
Mar
On a beautiful day like this, its hard to believe anybody can be unhappy; but we will work on it.
10
Mar
You can never fall off the floor.
10
Mar
A blonde comes home one day to find her husband banging another woman.
Billy, what are you doing?! she cries.
Billy looks at his lover and says, See. I told you she was stupid.
10
Mar
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, You are going to
meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about
you.
The frog says, This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or
what?
No, says the psychic. Next semester in her biology class.
10
Mar
There was a blonde and a brunette on either sides of a river.
The brunette wanted to get to the side the blonde was on so she yelled across how do you get to the other side? to the blonde.
The blonde answered DUH! You ARE on the other side!.
10
Mar
A mother complained to her doctor about her daughters strange eating habits.
All day long she lies in the bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?
Eventually, said the doctor, she will rise and shine!
10
Mar
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, Where is Jesus today?
Johnny raised his hand and said, Hes in heaven.
Mary was called on and answered, Hes in my heart.
And Robert, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, I know! I know! Hes in our bathroom!!!
Ths whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response.
The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Robert how he knew this and Robert said, Well … Every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!