A college professor always starts his class with a dirty joke. After one particularly vulgar story, all the women decide to leave the next time he starts telling a joke.
The next day the Professor comes into the class and says, Did you hear about the shortage of whores in India?
With that all the women got to their feet and headed toward the door.
Wait, cried the Professsor, the boat doesnt leave until tomorrow!
14
Jun
14
Jun
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.
Somebody asked her how that could be possible.
Well, she said. The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage.
The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day.
The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be.
14
Jun
Some mornings I wake up grouchy… and on others I just let her sleep!
14
Jun
First Convict: I heard the Wardens daughter up and married a guy down on Cellblock D. The Wardens mighty upset about it too.
Second Convict: Why? Because she married a con?
First Convict: No. Because they eloped!
13
Jun
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
13
Jun
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
13
Jun
5. If you have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles.
13
Jun
Hubbards Law: Dont take life too seriously; you wont get out of it alive.
13
Jun
A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, Go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them.A red head said, O.K., whats the capital of Wyoming? The blonde replied, Oh, thats easy, W.
13
Jun
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .
Says He: Im sorry honey but Im up to my neck in work today
Says She: But Ive got some good news and some bad news for you dear.
Says He: OK darling, but since Ive got no time now, just give me the good news, OK?
Says She: Well, the air bag works…