You might be a redneck if…
You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
10
Jul
10
Jul
Q: What do you call a proctologist from Jamaica?
A: PokeMon!
10
Jul
What went through the flys mind as he hit the windshield? His Butt!
10
Jul
Sardarji is sitting on a tree branch and sawing it.
A passerby warns him Sardarji, youre gonna fall down! Hardly, says he and falls.
Then he looks after the passer-by and mumbles Must have been a wizard.
09
Jul
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Draft will begin production in Canada this year.
09
Jul
Johnnys dad walks into the bathroom and sees Johnny scrubbing his dick with a toothbrush.
His dad says, “What the hell are you doing!â€
Johnny says, Theres no way Im getting a cavity like my sister
09
Jul
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
09
Jul
There was a blonde speeding down the highway. A blonde cop pulls her over and asks to see her drivers licence. The blonde driver asks, What does it look like?
The blonde cop says, Its sqaure and has your picture on it.
The blonde driver pulls out a square makeup mirror and hands it to the blonde cop.
The blonde cop says Im sorry… I didnt realize you were a cop!
09
Jul
A3: Because they are easier to find in the dark.
09
Jul
First guy (proudly): My wifes an angel!
Second guy: Youre lucky, mines still alive.